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SI SEXY ACTRESS AT  ANG "JUICY TENDER HOTDOG"

Ni Ogie Diaz, Contributing Editor

Si R ay isang sexy actress.

Haping-happy si R dahil sa wakas, natikman na rin niya ang pinapantasya niyang actor na si O as in "one."

May-i-chika ni R, "'Day, sa lahat ng natikman kong artista, siya ang pinakamasarap, pinakamabango at amoy-baby, at pinakamasarap chup***n!"

Eh, malaki ba naman "future"? "Tama lang sa height niya. Mga 5 1/2 inches! Kinain ko talaga ang tender juicy hotdog! "Hindi katulad ni B (isang tsinitong action star-politician) na ang bigat-bigat ng katawan sa kama at sa sobrang laki, laging feeling virgin ang lola mo!

I just realized, kaya pala siya tinawag na 'ocho con ligo sardines,' 'no?" Gusto n'yo ng clue? Eto... Si R na sexy star ay dating girlfriend ng isang singer-politician, dahil ipinagpalit siya sa isang singer na retokada.

Si O as in "Oh, no!" ay ang young actor na ang sabi'y guwapo lang, pero hindi marunong umarte, mag-host ng variety show at panay pagpapakyut lang ang ginagawa. At si B ay may misis na aktres at marami na silang kids, pero kahit pa, delicious na delicious pa rin si action star.

Hindi n'yo pa rin ma-gets?

Well...that's your problem already!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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